rail water

Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.

Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"

Bartender: "You want that real water?"

Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"

by Lytestylez December 24, 2023

Tea-Water

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.

1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Pasta Water

Slang for saline solution in the medical and military communities. Saline solution being salty water, the same thing you use to boil pasta.

He lost a lot of fluids, so I got him on some oxygen and a drip of pasta water, he came too pretty quick.

by RecklessPessimist January 5, 2024

Golden Water Balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with piss and jizz instead of water, and launching it at your homies during a water balloon fight

We were having fun until Jake splashed me with a Golden Water Balloon

by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 6, 2024

Roid warrior

Someone who takes steroids or PEDS to the point where their muscles are bigger than Kim Kardashian's artificially inflated bum.

You see that Tiktoker, look at his muscles. Such a roid warrior.

by Chief_A January 10, 2024

green warrant

TDO or temporary detention order. Green warrant was used in parts of the US of A for when a person, perhaps because of a psychiatric disturbance, posed a threat to oneself or others and it is an order for involuntary admission to a psychiatric institution, or as some might say, a hoo hoo hotel.

That guy needs to be green warranted. He belongs in the hoo hoo hotel.

by Sir Carlton January 15, 2024

JV warrior

an upperclassmen who is too ass at their sport to be properly placed on varsity so they must deal with the embarrassment of being put on JV

johnny: dude i checked the school athletics website and i couldnt find you on the basketball roster?
jake: yeah...the bitchass coach put me on JV cuz hes stupid....
johnny: nahhh you are JV warrior thats crazy

by thepenisman222 January 17, 2024