Dchris Time

The act of being 10 minutes late, to everything. And/or declaring you’re “On the way” only to leave 10 minutes after making that claim.

Damn dude, where is he? Shit, he’s running on Dchris time he won’t be here for another 10.

by burkmane July 1, 2025

Tazz Time

A time Which is defined by Tazz and which minutes are Hours

Ill be back in 10 min Tazz times

by Tazz Time December 2, 2020

Tea time alarm

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea

John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"

by Marshywanderer March 17, 2025

Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

Michael Standard Time

The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.

Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.

Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.

by FullNation January 27, 2019

tickle time

it is when a 4th grader get in a stall with fat chunky 9th grader and tickles each others balls call me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i got in a stall with a boy and then it was tickle time.

by daddy tickles November 21, 2023

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