jurassic penis

a penis that is long and jurassic!!

OH MY GOD!! you have a jurassic penis...

by kingandy October 29, 2008

back penis

large penis like mole or freckle that is seen by some people as a penis on the persons back

omg, did u see that back penis? it was like so big

by suckmypenisbitch September 20, 2010

Niggity Penis Fuck

Something you scream when you mess up.

God damnit, I lost. NIGGITY PENIS FUCK!

by iGuy October 7, 2012

Rice penis

1.) A street name for a disease that causes speckles on the penis
2.) small penis

"you hook up with John?"
"no I heard he has rice penis"

by BabyMonster May 5, 2013

the phantom penis

A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!

random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?

random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky

random guy: lol

by WTFscarygameAAAAAAHHHHHHH! July 8, 2009

IT Penis

The macho bravado exhibited by IT personnel. Often times, the size of ones IT penis is determined by the amount of knowledge one has.

Out of the way, noob. Let a real man handle this. You have the smallest IT penis I've ever seen.

by OneCurlyFry July 30, 2007

average penis length

Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.

The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"

by I be dat dude December 5, 2009