Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

by Mr good advice April 6, 2023

big penis

matthew hayes there u kno tha

matt hayes is a big penis

by jaydbeooo April 9, 2023

Penis

Something long and hard I use to fuck with

“Emily come here so I can show u my penis”

by Xxernix April 18, 2023

Penis

Something long and hard I use to fuck with

“Emily come here so I can show u my penis”

by Xxernix April 18, 2023

penis

something that wis and miles always associate things with

miles: lol that thing looks like a penis

wis: ikr

by Wissy Pissy April 18, 2023

The Penis-Master

ARE YOU THE PENIS-MASTER!?!?

Hym "The Penis-Master bit was hilarious by the way. I had never even heard of Dave Landau until I saw him on the show but that bit popped up one day and, yeah, it was good. He's legit.'

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023