The word ''Penis'' is basically something every single male has and is also defined like a girls PARADISE
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Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
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Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
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Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
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Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?
Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Example 3
Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Get the Penis mug.A long stick protruding out of a boy crotch and rarely a girls. It is used to impregnate people and make them horny bitches and sluts
Boy: Hey wanna ride on my penis?
Girl: Hell yeah!
* Girl undresses
Boy: You have one too?
Girl: yeah man.
Girl: Hell yeah!
* Girl undresses
Boy: You have one too?
Girl: yeah man.
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