mom

a mom is someone who thinks their blocking you from the gates of hell when their really opening them for you

¨im you mom listen to me¨

by randomgayperson September 21, 2021

Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

Mom Head

Whenever you are giving a blowjob and you gag and piss yourself at the same because you have had kids

Did I get you that hot and bothered? No it was just mom head.

by Kirkland94 September 21, 2021

ur mom

your mother, birthgiver, ur dads wife/gf/one night stand.

i fucked ur mom gerald

GOD DAMNIT GERALD

by daddyclifford September 22, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom

Ur mom

by anonymous September 22, 2021

Ur Mom

A lady who gave birth to you; An insult.

Random person: YoU'rE UgLy
Me: No, UR MOM

by LuNa12345678910 September 27, 2021

Ur Mom

Quite the powerful comeback. So much so, that in an argument, it cannot be countered. Your opponent will drop dead after they hear it, so use it wisely.

Gary: YOU'RE SUCH A DOLT
You: UR MOM
Gary: *dies*

by joeseph.mother September 28, 2021