moon-dog roofie

The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass.

My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night.

by Bob Bedford January 9, 2009

Mu'fuggin Dead Dog

1.a dog that's lost it's zest for life
2.a neutered dog
3.a former casanova who can no longer get any women.

John: Tim used to get all the girls, but he cant seem to get any these days.

Jerry: Yea, Tim's a Mu'fuggin Dead Dog man

by scribblemefree April 3, 2009

Who let the dogs in?

A saying that might be used upon entering an establishment and discovering that the majority of people in said establishment are ugly.

or

When a bunch of people start fighting and or going crazy.

(Upon entering their neighborhood sports pub)
Mike: 10 cent wings and dollar drafts, all game, Jo-Jo!
Joe: Let's do this!
(Mike and Joe walk through the front door)
Mike: Damn, who let the dogs in?
Joe: What the f*ck?
Mike: There's never any good looking chicks here.
Joe: Nope.
Mike: 10 cent wings and dollar drafts, all game, Jo-Jo!
Joe: Here we go!

by pawntrepreneur January 13, 2011

Triple Dog Dare

When someone triple Dog dares you out of nowhere. You can't back down or you lose a limb. You're allowed to pick two others to do the dare with you.

1: I triple Dog Dare 3 to lick 4's leg
3: I pick 1 and 2 to do it with me 😃

2 and 4: ewwww

by Gooseygirl69 June 20, 2022

Prarie Dog Shuffle

When you are prarie dogging and you have to run/walk to go take a shit.

John: Why is that guy walkin funny like that?
Dave: He probally gotta take a shit. He must be prarie dogging bad. Thats the Prarie Dog Shuffle

by Random Guy1345 October 6, 2008

russian chili dog

a sexual maneaveur. this is when a male takes a shit onto a womans chest, than thrusts his penis between here tits thus tit fucking her through his own shit.

Hey susan, take ur shirt off and lay down so i can give u a russian chili dog.

by Big Frech!!!!! November 15, 2003

Hot Dog Bun

This term refers to a type of self mutilation performed by some crazy males. The man will slice the underside of his penis in half, starting right below the pee hole and ending at the start of his testicles. When the penis heals it looks just like a hot dog bun.

Phil was going to get some oral sex until Suzy saw his hot dog bun. That freaky looking thing scared her off.

by fartwhisperer July 17, 2010