Goofy Nuts

Someone who sneezes and farts at the same time while being on a roller coaster

Did you hear goofy nuts three rows back?

by Cobblershlobber August 12, 2020

desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020

Deaf Nut

The sexual finishing move where the man ejaculates into the receiving partners earhole.

“Please Steve, give me the Deaf Nut tonight!”

“I hit her with the Deaf nut.”

“Pearl necklace? I prefer the Deaf Nut.”

by MolzaOJ August 24, 2020

Nut bagging

Nut Bagging is a gay term for tit Fucking except the partner is using his Testicles on the penis for pleasure.

Guy 1: My boyfriend really knows how to use his testicles for a Nut Bagging last night.

Guy 2: Man you are so lucky. I am so jealous of your boyfriend's Skill in bed.

by Yugo Yagami May 31, 2020

Nut

It is when you ejaculate

Man 1: I nutted last week. man 2: so did I

by Shreksyyoda69 June 2, 2020

Nut M&Ms

To make Nut M&Ms you will need too nut into a bowl, and Sift it till it's nice and creamy. Then put it into a freezer for about 30 minute, till its solid. Then dip it into Melted chocolate and put into the freezer again for 10 minutes. That's how you make Nut M&Ms.

Evan: Dude you wanna try my Nut M&Ms.
Tyrone: No nigga what's tf is wrong with you cuz.

by Your Friendly Coon. June 10, 2020

Lick my nut

He is sayin to lick his nut :/

Stranger: lick my nut
Random women: ok :)

by ;-;Nani?? June 15, 2020