your mom

A term normally used by trash talkers.

Gamer: Your so bad your mom could do better than you

by yessirdaddy November 15, 2022

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

snowplow mom

A woman of age whom, before engaging in sexual intercourse, will get absolutely smashed off cocaine

Mrs. Robertson seems to be really peppy in the morning... Maybe she's a snowplow mom.

by Crisperz December 12, 2015

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

Your mom moderate

Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below

Your mom gay

Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018

Up in ur mom

When your friend asks you where you are, say this,

Friend: Where are you?
You: I'm up in ur mom

by KoRnbandfan April 10, 2023

mom at arms

Having a great body but have saddle bag arms. From afar the illusion is the arms look buff. Widely used reference to Man-At-Arms from He-Man.

Did you end hook up with that cougar we saw at the bar? No bro, she was Mom At Arms!

by Spf100 June 17, 2018