Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

you're lunch meat

A noun that means "in trouble"

Most often used as a threat in 2000s sitcoms

"You're lunch meat" - Angry jock

by Rainbow Straight November 4, 2020

on the meat bone

when you're really smart

"man that dudes really on the meat bone today"

by whipwhipnaenae December 7, 2020

Peep That Meat

to see something sexual

Asking for nudes or a hookup: "I'm just trying to peep that meat."

by Hipps January 12, 2021

burning Swedish meatball

During sex a female will pour gasoline on a swedish males testicules and then light them on fire.

Sara i did the burning swedish meatball with my boyfriend.

by jo m4ma February 19, 2021

Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.

I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.

by Bob lablah March 10, 2021

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021