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Cat Cuck

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.
"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."
by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024
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Teh Cat is on Fierz

Common refrence to smokeing a cactus while watching TV.
Penis: Dood teh cat is on fierz and its fucking insane. This can be used in various times such as when its raining outside.
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cat

person1: hey, can you lift that cat
person2: oh of course
cat: i'm the strongest things >:( you can't do it
person2: i don't care
cat: lift me if you can>:)))
by blueegg December 12, 2024
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Do Not The Cat

The phrase is grammatically incorrect because it’s missing a verb that would indicate what action should not be performed on the cat.
When someone is petting a cat too hard, he will be told “Do Not The Cat”
by The Goblin Slayer August 30, 2023
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Cat

A thing with four short, stubby legs that can run faster than you! You can try all you want to "own" it, but it is its own thing, independent in everything except food.
by ThatOneGuy69420 November 2, 2021
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Journey cats

Canon term for the prophecied cats from the second arc of Warrior Cats. They are Brambleclaw/Bramblestar, Squirrelpaw/Squirrelflight, Tawnypelt, Stormfur, Feathertail, and Crowpaw/Crowfeather.
They chose to send the journey cats to explore the new territory.
by Citris October 19, 2021
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A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
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