NEWNESS

When I it new but others say it used but I said no it still has it newness

Brian said you left the light on and he said "you" need to save the newness of the bulbs

by Winderly September 26, 2021

New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.

by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022

Hey guys check out my new camera

That is not a camera 💀 (gun)

A; "Hey guys check out my new camera"
B; "That's a gun"
A; "Oh wait that's not a camera"

by accterm March 30, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 26, 2025

New word

New Word new me

New wordNew wordNew wordNew wordNew wordNew word

by da cool cat -_- October 11, 2020

New Strategy

What's that? Pretend not to be retarded and walk around with a smelly weiner?

Hym "Stop appealing to expertise Douglarse! If what I am saying... Is concordant or commensurate with the truth... Than I am justified in saying it. The experts aren't these all knowing Wisemen. They just don't want to lose an argument to a layman under the gaze of the public eye so they are trying to monopolize the public discourse. And their accomplishments pale in comparison to mine. So... They are addicted to the warmth of God's gaze. It seems like your new strategy is just appealing to authority."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

by nermalpecker September 16, 2025