a new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

new

NEW as in just got example:3 friends went to the mall and bought NEW clothes it was BRAND NEW cause they JUST GOT it.

I JUST GOT A NEW BOOK

by katkakes June 16, 2021

New beginning

The act of sticking a thumb in a mans butt directly after receiving a happy ending from a woman... probably at a massage parlor... a happy ending should always be followed by a new beginning.

That massage parlor promised a happy ending but it also came with a new beginning... get it came?...

by Affinity in infinity June 19, 2021

new jersey pine

When you probe gabes asshole with a mike and Ike

Yo I just gave your mom a New Jersey pine

by YoooBoiii May 5, 2014

Laila from New Mexico

She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct

Laila from New Mexico is a buttwipe but damn why is she so good looking 😩

by YoungCock July 19, 2023

New Jersey necklace

A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.

Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.

by McKherj May 11, 2023