reading news online

when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world

"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"

by innocent_person May 12, 2022

New York Uniform

Corporate NY female work outfit consisting of all black, because you always look professional in black, it is chic, and they simply will not wear a color.

Had a client meeting, looked around the room and every woman on the team was in their New York Uniform.

by Urbffgill October 27, 2022

New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.

by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022

New havana

The US county with the ugliest flag known to man

Did you see the flag of New havana, it’s so ugly. There is 22 other flags on it

by IDFK4TTT November 7, 2022

are you new here

Something you say to somebody who is unfamiliar with something

Girl - “What’s 9+10?…. 21”

Guy - “What? No, it’s 19.”

Girl - “…Are you new here?”

by APpsychic November 8, 2022

New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.

Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"

by veasman November 12, 2022

New Mexico Strawberry

When you nut in a girl on her period and eat it out.

Bro I just gave Savannah a New Mexico Strawberry

by NinjaCody33 November 16, 2022