Car jack
When you spontaniously have an old man come to your house with a car jack and he fiercfully stretches your asshole to amazing proportions
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Double Breasted Jack It
This girl with great tits let me try on the Double Breasted Jack It with her. I hope she has a good dry cleaner because we may have got some stains on it.
Double Breasted Jack It by OneShot August 7, 2012
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Cracker Jack
A person who is afraid to fight a man but will beat on his women and strut. A disgusting, non-bathing, rotten toothed, alcoholic who has usually burnt all his brain cells by age 12 due to huffing gasoline. A person who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement for drugs and has yet to do any time, a lowlife who averages 1 1/2 showers per year and who has never owned a toothbrush.
1) Many of the men in this area are real cracker jacks...
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.
Cracker Jack by Crazy Amy December 21, 2008
cracker jack
humorous nickname for a top impalement artist...a knife thrower who cant be beat...used as a joveul slang for a proffessinal impalement artist
cracker jack by Thrombeldinbar November 27, 2006