Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.
Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"
by Bhetty November 30, 2022
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Blue Vein Melody

Male masturbation :

To have a Wank - a Toss - to Jerk Off - Do the Five Knuckle Shuffle - Bashing the Bishop, etc.
To round off the evening, my woman played the Blue Vein Melody on my old chap!
by Boocher October 22, 2010
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New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.
Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!
by Alchemicalnormiegram June 09, 2021
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Blue wahoo

A Blue Wahoo is a scombrid fish found in the Gulf Of Mexico South of the Pensacola Pass in tropical and subtropical seas. Blue Wahoo’s are native to Pensacola, FL fisherman and is also the name of Pensacola’s home baseball team.
A Blue Wahoo was caught by fishermen on a boat named Sweet Pea.
by Pensacola4685 July 17, 2021
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blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017
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Blue lighting

Oh God! What the fuck is that, Destiny? It looks like you just got pulled out of a well you've been stuck in for weeks!
Hym "What is with that blue lighting, holy shit!? You look like a man-sized parrot in a wig and goatee! Hahahahahahaha! What even IS that!?"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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