fucking penis

A complete and utter retard, joker, acts like a bit of a cunt.

*So and So fucks up on Spliter Cell*
Louis: You fucking penis look what you've just done.

by Ethan Muse May 9, 2005

fuck the wall

It's a word fuck up. It's occurs when you are pist or taken by shock, and you mean to either say "fuck it all" or "what the fuck" but in your state of shock you actually say "fuck the wall" a bit of a combination. And then it becomes the phrase that your friends constantly remind you that you accidently muttered in your moment of shock.

Claudia: hey Liv, did you know it was Moms birthday yesterday...
Liv: "fuck the wall! are you for real?

by VeyVey February 2, 2006

Skunt Fuck

1. Adding emphasis to the swear fuck by referencing a skunt.

2. Fucking the shit out of some random, low self-esteemed whore, whose name you may or may not remember, doing it raw, then leaving the mess for her to clean up like any good little woman should. Preferably a skunt fuck includes demeaning tricks like Angry Pirate, Dirty Sanchez, Blumpkin, and/or Spiderman, because the stupid skank, cunt, bitch deserves to be degraded.

You know that drunk chick that I was talking to last night? I took her back to her place, skunt fucked her, took the cash out of her wallet, shit in her shoes then killed her cat. I love skunts.

by billberto March 21, 2005

fuck wad

1.) A mixture of semen and vaginal fluids after intercourse.
2.) A complete jerk, asshole, jack-ass.

1.) Vallisa used a rag to clean up the cold fuck wad off the bed.

2.) It is unbelieveable what that sorry fuck wad did next!

by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

fuck a cat

a term one would say in frustration.

george misses the bus- "fuck a cat!"

by Drewza May 2, 2007

Nipple Fucking

This is an act where a female inserts her hard erect nipple
into the eye of the male penis,resembling the act of intercourse.

Leslia likes nipple fucking in edward for long hard hours.

by Billy Barry Lewis October 18, 2008

turkey fuck

to use someone elses lit cigarette to light your own cigarette with

Yo,turkey fuck me.

ohhhh thankyou

by ~===== December 9, 2003