Fat Ground Squirrel

Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.

Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"

by xMANder69 May 23, 2022

Fat Tigerwoods

An underage bartender who evidently likes to get people drunk just to peg them. Makes the shittiest drinks on college campuses. Squeezes the ever-living crap out of everyone they meet.

Bro, Kacper is acting like a Fat Tigerwoods.

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Fat-Cock Genocide

Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.

Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Beat a Fat person day

April 19 is International Beat a fat person day!

Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!

by mickey mouse420 April 14, 2022

fat molerat

a kid whos name is pat pat
he gets bullied

hey fat molerat dont be my friend

by ewfbvhwjsvweinwv May 16, 2018

Fat

a term to describe lethally obese and smelly people who have sweaty rolls of fat all over themselves. They are so fat that the toilet breaks when they try to go poop. Specifically, these people are named Alex and tend to have blonde hair, stinky feet and a hot ass best friend.

Raya: Hey Alex, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Alex: When I sat down the toilet broke and I got stuck in the bowl because I'm so fat.

by FrostyDots April 23, 2022

Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

by twurzz June 9, 2011