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Best Fake Friends

When you are forced to be phony friends with someone you hate due to sharing the same work environment.
Mary: "Wow, did I just see you talking and laughing with Jane?"
Sarah: "Ya, she was transferred to our project - so now we're on the same team and are BFF's"
Mary: "Really? I thought you hated her?"
Sarah: "Oh I hate her fucking face. We're Best Fake Friends now."
Best Fake Friends by DJ Chazzy Chaz September 8, 2011
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Unlucky Fried Kitten 

Pseudonym for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Hmm, unlucky fried kitten for dinner!

Friendsly 

1. Strangers; Not actually friends
2. Not friends, but in the users opinion believes they would be friends

Originated from Roger in the TV show American Dad
1. Strangers; Not actually friends
2. Not friends, but in the users opinion believes they would be

Roger: "As you know I'm friends...friendly...I'm friendsly with Shaun White"
Friendsly by Walker Graves March 10, 2016

Friendzone 

When you get rejected and they you just stay as friends.

Most common people to get friendzoned:
Josh

Tom
Joe
Brent

Beauty Fiend 

1-A girl who knows that she's not pretty like all the models on TV, but knows that she is hotter than they ever could be. A word popularized by the lead singer of My Ruin, Tairrie B.
2- A girl who knows she doesn't need a guy who won't appretiate her for what she is on the inside.
1-Dude, she is such a beauty fiend!

2-stuck inside this mask of mine
There's no place for me to hide
Won't you please come and suck me dry
Don't touch me
don't you fucking touch me
Don't touch me... WHY?
Can't you see beyond my skin
SIZE, my SHAPE, my ASS, my TITS
I am not your PRETTY FACE
I'm just a girl
THE GIRL YOU LOVE TO HATE!!!!
Watch me bleed
I'm no beauty
Watch me bleed
Beauty queen
Watch me bleed
I'm the beauty
Watch me bleed
BEAUTY FIEND
Beauty Fiend by Glitter Sores January 7, 2004
A nice way of saying slutty. Often followed by "if you know what I mean".
" I heard that girl is very.... friendly if you know what I mean.
Friendly by frenchie121212 October 28, 2013

lets be friends 

this is when she tears your heart out... you most likely will go home and cry and wonder what you have done wrong like me right now...
i would never cheat on you, i never want you to be sad, i will always be there for you.