I wish you the runs

To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something

Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"

by J-Bye January 17, 2009

I love you babe

I love you a lot you and you mean the world to me. I’m sorry for everything that my dumbass does that isn’t very nice. I don’t do it on purpose. Just know that i rly love you and you rly mean the world to me. Happy Anniversary again and everything you do is very sweet.

“Who do you love?”

“Who can I love except her? She’s the best of the best. I love her so much that I can’t express.”

“Damn that’s rly nice”

“I’m shitt at it but I try my best.”

I love you babe

by imsorry0610 March 6, 2021

I like your shoes

When someone says "I like your shoes" or "Nice shoes" that means they want to fuck you

Jim: Hey Tammy, I like your shoes
Tammy: Thanks Jim, you want to fuck or what?

by Dallasfuckingmead April 20, 2008

i walked to burger king

I WALKED TO BURGER KING THEN I WALKED BACK HOME FROM BURGER KING:) one of the most pogger songs out there, right by Never gonna.

I walked to Burger King. Then I walked back home from Burger King. Usually used as a defense in intense or important political debate or discussion. The lyrics are truly life changing.

by The stickbug November 22, 2020

I know you not laughing

The 5 words of doom you WILL hear if someone catches you laughing at the wrong.

Person 1: “Cole ugly as shit, Cole fat and broke,”
Person 2: *Laughing his ass off*
Cole: Bitch, I know you not laughing?

by Heisenbergpoop January 6, 2022

I dont have to imagine

Used to defeat any of those terrible imagine not doing (blank) or imagine being a (thing that u are like weeb or furry)
and if you use it you will win any arguement.
you have to stay strong with what your opinion is like if someone says imagine hating (insert content creator)
use that and you will win you will be so powerful!

Kpop stan: imagine hating kpop 🙄🙄🙄💅 couldnt be me smh
You:i dont have to imagine lmaooo.
After a while, NamJoon4life has not been responding to ur comeback. which means you won and you ratio'd her. congrats you absolute chad.😃👍

by Lolorator360 November 13, 2021

I Accept The Terms and Conditions

The biggest lie a human will ever make.

I Accept The Terms and Conditions

by Diriector_Doc April 18, 2017