The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.
Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.
by Toxic Ninja February 06, 2007
1-A douche bag to the ultimate extreme.
2-A used douche bag.
3-A person whom is unaware of their douche bag status.
2-A used douche bag.
3-A person whom is unaware of their douche bag status.
That dude is wearing basketball shorts, a popped collar, sunglasses, and tivas with socks. I think he even has Dr Dre as his ring tone.. What an expired bag of douche!
by jasonmotherfuckingdelbert July 24, 2009
by sick December 16, 2003
a common insult meaning "someone who randomly gives Sexually Transmitted Deseases" usually directed toward enemies or overpriced prostetutes
Enemy: You call that a penis? That's pathetic.
Homie 1: Your cock may be large, but I bet you're an STD grab-bag.
Homie 1: Your cock may be large, but I bet you're an STD grab-bag.
by Bensta December 01, 2005
A women's bra that uses a pair of air-filled vinyl bladders to produce the illusion of larger breasts and tighter cleavage.
by SmokeyBehr February 27, 2008
by sarah March 01, 2004
A chubby chick who understands that her enormous tits are the only reason that guys and most girls even realize she exists. In an effort to fit in she forces a smile as people tease her about her Juggs and never says a word when guys "brush" up against them to get a cheap feel. By giving her just a minimum of attention almost any guy can get them out for play in private and with just a whispered promise of further attention, he can deposit a load into any of her three holes.
As she sat there on the couch collecting her clothes from the frat house floor, the Fun Bag Bimbo knew that guy was already back upstairs regaling the others that he had just gone around the world on her. He'd almost certainly show the pictures he took with his phone of her Juggs to his friends and might even let them see the video clip he took of him titty fucking her.
by mck73 February 11, 2014