Skip to main content

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.
I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.
by Jizz Book March 7, 2019
mugGet the Texas Nut Scoop mug.

National Nut Day

June 11, the day where everyone is gonna nut or squirt
Aye bro lets nut today, it’s National Nut Day!
by professionalnutter June 10, 2024
mugGet the National Nut Day mug.

deez nuts

its like some thing that people get mad at

do you like pudding

yeah i like pudding

pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
by naw is best April 25, 2022
mugGet the deez nuts mug.

Nuts

your nuts are hairy bro
by yourmotherissogay December 11, 2021
mugGet the Nuts mug.

Nut

To refer in a “noun like form” to something that is a “wtf” type of action the simple existence of one.
Ex: The dress Emma put on was nut!

the dress was so bad you would say “wtf” whenever you saw it; therefore, you would use nut in a sentence as such!
by that/n!gga June 11, 2021
mugGet the Nut mug.

Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.
"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso
by Mevri October 10, 2018
mugGet the Nut cracked mug.

nut wack complex

Some random idiot that complains all day, that some one is trying to steal their boyfriend and hacks their computer. E.G. Wack job.

Oh, baby lemme get you a towel for your nut wack complex you have at that pc all night long.

How many do you think love you long time? Do we need to get you a hand towel or will the right hand do to catch it from that tininy lil man you got goin' thier?

Yes, this is a tad childish, but so is your hacking problem nut wack job.
Man that fucken crazy nut wack complex is really stupid. does she/he really spend all day wanting to be inside me and my system? Who has the problem?

Girl, Just let me tell ya how much "I don't care" you think your all that. Wanna put some gloves to that test. You might slip on that huge ass of yours. Don't forget your "crown royal," for the straight ass whoopin' you need may hurt a bit.

Do you have the clue that 1. I don't want that nut wack complex. 2. your a crazy, insecure wannabee that needs a reality check at the door, and frankly let me all caps this for you so you understand. WHO"S MY" BITCH." Drunkasourus rex.
mugGet the nut wack complex mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email