Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017

Livin' like John

frequently having sex without a condom

"yeah man I've been seeing this girl lately and let's just say I've been Livin' like John"

by Jon062 November 3, 2024

schobey-dobey like scooby-dobey

To dance like Scooby Doo

Fred: Lets go to the club tonight

John: And we can schobey-dobey like scooby-dobey all night....maaaaaaaaaan.

by Yumey July 7, 2008

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Reply when I feel like it.

"Reply when I feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."

Jason: "I want to fix things, but you never reply, you keep saying you're busy but you're always texting your friends". Sonya: "I'll reply when I feel like it."

by Seabeauty March 1, 2018

“so do you guys like, scissor?”

The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;

“so do you guys like, scissor?”

*sigh* “yes. we do scissor.”

“oh, okay, so like, HOW DOES THAT WORK?”

by breadbreadbreadhead May 19, 2024