Double shot

When you ejaculate and sneeze at the same time

Guy 1: have you ever double shot before?
Guy 2: yeah, last night with my girlfriend. White stuff was everywhere

by ItsCrytic August 8, 2019

The Devil's Double

Even if you're not a member of any intelligence agency, you notice that the guy who says he was Uday Hussein's body double in real life looks nothing like Uday Hussein. He's heavier set and has no resemblence to Uday physically or in manner.

Why would a guy pick a guy that doesn't look or behave anything like him to be his body double, or twin? Wouldn't he go with a guy that was similar to him to be his double? Anybody who told either of them that they looked alike lied to one of them or both, if there's any truth to The Devil's Double.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021

Double standards

When females do something that is not the same with guys.

Girl talking to another girl: “OMG GURL UR GORGEOUS IF YOU HAD MEAT I WOULD EAT IT UP🤤🤤”
Guy talking to another guy: “MAN I WANNA SLAP U IN THE FACE WITH MY MEAT”
Girl: “EWW what the hell?”
Guy: i’m sorry ma’am now would you like turkey or ham?” -double standards.

by Realshit76 June 12, 2023

Double S

Spartan supreme , Harlem Spartans

Double S , Double S that’s spartan supreme

by Harlemsupreme July 5, 2020

Double trouble

When your girlfriend is on her period and sick simultaneously. Often times the period comes with the sickness; depends on the female

Dan: Did you fuckyour girl last night?
Bob: No man. She has double trouble

Dan: Dammnn

by LiveAssMar October 25, 2018

Belgian double-dip

The act of a man giving a woman anal, then oral, then anal again.

Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after she tried a Belgian double-dip.

by Mr. Crabs lover June 26, 2024

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020