Puppy-Dog Eyes

Eyes so large and sparkly that you look like a fucking dog

Lindsey has massive puppy-dog eyes. Her and my dog fido look like twins.

by A stack of doughnuts March 13, 2021

Suckin’ on a chili dog

1. What one does whilst outside the Tastee Freeze.
2. Slang phrase for smoking a cigarette at Barbuzzo.

“Hey Andrew! Meet me outside the Tastee Freeze cos we bout to be suckin’ on a chili dog!

by Jeeblesmcgreebles March 13, 2021

Parisian hot dog

A Parisian hot dog is when the tips of two penises touch each other head to head.

A Parisian hot dog is when there is an excess of seminal fluid discharged.

I was at the urinal and some guy totally tried to Parisian hot dog me!
We Parisian hot dogged after. It was so tender.

I was with this guy and I swear it was like a Parisian hot dog!

by Jtoad June 26, 2012

old lady dog

A dog (usually a small breed) that was owned by an old lady and was spoiled because she treated it like a baby. Old lady dogs tend to be very demanding of your attention, and will jump into your lap whenever you sit down. Quite often they hate males, but love females. Can be very sweet if broken of 'granchild-like' expectations. Do not get along well with other animals, and become jealous very easily. May be accustomed to riding in a stroller and being dressed up in cute outfits. They like to bounce and prance around like bunnies in order to get attention. Also, they'll intentionally shake to get your attention.

When my mother brought home another dog, I was surprised to find that he had been an old lady dog.

by Nomad-Putin December 31, 2011

Mississippi Hot Dog

Aggressively fisting your Violin teacher in a predetermined rhythmic pattern, in a similar fashion to bowing your violin.

After my professor kept my criticizing my violin playing, I gave her a Mississippi Hot Dog to shut her up.

by WilsonFist February 24, 2022

Yeah dog yeah

A sentence used to suggest something is good. It can also be used with someone's name, e.g. "Yeah (insert name here) yeah". If their name is used it will be mainly as a greeting.

Example 1 -
Person1: "I've got a new guitar"
Person2: "Yeah dog yeah"

Example 2 -
(Person1 see's person2 while walking down the street)
Person1: " YEAH PERSON2 YEAH"

by Yeah.Dog.Yeah May 17, 2011

Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.

We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.

by thepokeduck June 2, 2011