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jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.
A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!
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Klem Cum 

A prestigious competition held at the most scrumptious school in Perth, Wesley College. Lord of the Klem, nicknamed Eli Kang, has been know for the foreboding cock ritual held at the final hours of Klem Cum. It is now banned in 159 countries due to the use of profanity such as 'semen'
"Klem Cum was huge success"
"hahahaha"

MOST HISTORIC EVENT IN WESLEY HISTORY - ASK TEACH!
Klem Cum by WESLEYPERTH August 11, 2022

double pump cum dump 

When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.
Last night me and my cousin did a double pump cum dump!

I'm gonna cum

cum is the white poo soo uhhh
I'm gonna cum by Sophia_Cutie19 September 27, 2022

shit and cum

the action on pooping from asshole and ejaculation on men i mean u fucking sus nigga omg
i shit and cum on yo mama LMFAO NIGGA FUCK YO ASS HARD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD itchy butt

strawberry cum

when your have sex and your bitch bite your cock and u cum blood
strawberry cum by Lord Fuck U September 29, 2003