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Rebecca Blacks Syndrome

A condition which people overly obsess about Fridays and have tendencies to break out into song expressing their love for their favorite day of the week.
Ben Dover: It's Friday, Friday, Gonna get down on Friday

Me: Wow you like that song? Your gay...

Ben Dover: Everybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekend.

Me: Shut the fuck up.

Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!

Me: I told you...SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.

Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!

Me: I hate people with Rebecca Blacks Syndrome...
by MentallyDtarded April 19, 2011
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four boob syndrome

Jocular name of the cameltoe-like effect of tiny bras!
See also quadriboob, pooling.
Four boob syndrome can be seen on very fat chicks or ones with jahoobies the size of your head!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Gym Floor Syndrome

When taking tests in middle school and high school PE classes and you're forced to lay down on the floor, the floor is often cold enough that it causes female's nipples to stiffen up, and male's penises to become erect. The males seeing the results of the female's condition only worsens the male's response to the syndrome.

Often referred to as 'GFS' in passing.
Guy 1: Did you check out Becky's Gym Floor Syndrome?
Guy 2: I know, and thanks to that it's gonna be after lunch before my own GFS goes away.
by sm4k September 14, 2009
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Fairy Godmother Syndrome

Such in the case of the classic fairytale, Cinderella, F.G.S. is the overwhelming urge and want to help out those less fortunate, usually if they are in desperate need for caring or guidance. Sometimes being used as a substitute for having a stable, romantic relationship with someone themselves, the caregiver themselves may feel the need to latch onto the dreams and aspirations of the person they're helping, as well as in some cases even develop a slight romantic interest for the subject they're helping.
The poor girl's F.G.S. (Fairy Godmother Syndrome) practically compelled her to help out all her friends, only to soon find each one of them living happily ever after, and no one to help her in her darkest hour.
by Dr. Faux January 18, 2011
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auto mucus syndrome

The act of picking your nose while driving your car. Usually an involuntary urge that happens while driving on a freeway. Symtoms include picking furiously while no cars are driving beside you.
My cell phone can't kill people as well as my finger 3 inches up my nasal cavity
by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005
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toxic cock syndrome

A condition of the male genitalia whereby the appendage is of an extreme offensive odor due to poor personal hygiene, thus rendering the possibility for felatio or any form of uncovered contact virtually impossible for a prospective partner to withstand. Derived from the medical term Toxic Shock Syndrome.
Man, I heard your bro hasn't had much one on one action of late.

Yeah, what do expect from a guy with toxic cock syndrome.
by froggystomp September 16, 2010
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Virgin Dick Syndrome

When a girl loses her virginity to a guy she is dating and then becomes obsessed with having sex with him to the point of it being too excessive.
I finally got my new girlfriend to sleep with me, and now I can't get her to stop, she's totally suffering from virgin dick syndrome.
by Hfthvfhbv September 25, 2013
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