monkey 

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

monkey by smitty December 20, 2002

Monkey-hammer 

The world defines Monkey-hammer as a hammer used to hit monkeys by an abusive Zoo Keeper. The real definition of Monkey-hammer is that it's a slang word for a guy's penis. Monkey is a woman's pussy and hammer is a guy's penis. Alternate words are: Pussy-smasher, kitty-stabber, cherry-popper, and pie-cutter, etc.

Dan: Look at that hot-ass chick over there! She's got a tight-ass body, but look at that fat pussy!

Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!

Monkey-hammer by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck 

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck by Matt W March 22, 2005

monkey monday's 

Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.

Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's

monkey monday's by WNN4169 June 22, 2020

ass monkey

One who is more of a physical person rather than one of any intellect.

In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.

Man, that guy can sure lift those boxes. Too bad he's an ass monkey when it comes to computers.

ass monkey by Squints August 9, 2004

Sea Monkey

monkeys that were drowned in the sea?
actually it's a common misconception to call them sea monkeys, the real name is "see monkeys?"

sea monkeys? what sea monkeys? i don't sea any monkeys!


when i got my sea monkeys i expected little underwater monkeys to jump around and eat bananas, but all i got was little can't-see creatures.

Sea Monkey by cantseamonkey May 2, 2004

monkey 

and 8th of marjuana usually the resin form known as solid or hash

"i have three monkeys you wana smoke?"

monkey by the sword merchant (i sell swords in uk) January 9, 2004