A straight girl who gives hicks to other girls in the
bathroom, typically at school. Said bathroom lesbian could have a boyfriend and use the excuse “but there’s no feelings” to reassure you that it isn’t cheating.

"Bro did you see the hicky on Julia's neck"
"Yeah Rylan gave it to her"
"Wait isn't she straight"
"Yeah,she's a bathroom lesbian"

Bathroom lesbian by Little leprechaun May 13, 2022

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Lucid Lesbian

When you have closer & more valuable relationship with your Female friend than the individual who is expressing interest in you ... so you tell the person you are a full-on Lesbian to avoid any let-downs or awkward conversations for the remainder of the night. Clear boundaries and low-pressure -- It's the perfect way to stay in a great conversation.

"Yeah, my Lady is amazing too. We're in a Lucid Lesbian relationship. She's the best."

"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"

"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "

Lucid Lesbian by ginja***ninja May 21, 2022

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Swimming lessons

torture

swimming lessons make me want to kms

Swimming lessons by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022

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Say less

Just being petty

It’s my birthday, say less

Say less by Big Ken Ken May 30, 2022

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