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three finger brown 

Mordecai Peter Centennial "Three Finger" Brown -- World famous baseball player at the dawn of the twentieth century. Known for his elite pitching by a farm machinery accident which left his right hand with a severed iskills, despite being handicapped index finger, and mangled others.
Brian: Man, this is the worst day ever...i missed the bus this morning, failed my math test, and i have to go to prom this weekend....

Hartzog- well you know what they say: ...Three Finger Brown!
three finger brown by Kimbo May 22, 2007

Rusty finger 

Brown tint of fecal matter found on the tip of your finger after itching or playing with your anus. This is most commonly observed and then sniffed.
After a short jog, Jimmy reached down his sweats and scratched his anus. When he pulled his hand back up, he had a rusty finger, then sniffed it.

Shitty Finger Fuck 

A nickname for someone who had a tendency to pick their ass in front of others like its a casual thing, causing others to be completely grossed out. The kind of person you dont want to share a bed with.
Girl: Do you see what youre doing?!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!
Shitty Finger Fuck by greenanon December 22, 2008

Cooking the finger 

When one puts their finger in another person's butthole and then makes them sniff it.
"I got caught cooking the finger in class today"
Cooking the finger by BobbyBezy September 3, 2009

"Fuck You" Finger Fuck

n. the name for when one uses their middle finger, hence "Fuck You", to penetrate a vagina or an anus
Kelly and Sara took turns doing the "Fuck You" Finger Fuck to each other's vaginas.
"Fuck You" Finger Fuck by KP123KP September 20, 2011

three finger 

Pronounced t'ree Finger - using your thumb, pointer and middle finger to hold a joint or a blunt, hence three fingers (two and a thumb). Usually used when you're smoking a fat one with some buddies.

Can be used as a adjective or verb.
Dude 1: Dude pass the joint
Dude 2: aight its a fatty, im three fingering it
Dude 1: shit my moms coming up the stairs...
three finger by G-phresh June 20, 2006