ass lint

tiny pieces of feces/boxers that reside at the beginning of ur ass crack

Eww i jus wiped my ass and there was ass lint all over the toilet paper

by thesokkrrokkr July 16, 2008

ass kisser

A politician because they have to please everone to get elected. In other words to kiss there asses.

Did you hear that ass kisser on tv?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

Ass-Cookie

" leftovers that come from not wipeing yr ass correctly or a mean nickname for your best friend/ bf/gf/lover!!

Y Dont you just go to hell u u ass-cookie you

Dude, you still have ass-cookies in yr boxers lmao

by dizzles wifey 09 July 29, 2009

bag of asses

when you're like 13, or so, and you are just one of those assholes that think you're the coolest tween ever, and you act like not just an asshole, but you're so much of an asshole, it's like an entire bag of asses, with lots of variety, not just one ass.

"Damn, you were an asshole when you were 13!"
"I was like a bag of asses, like a whole variety of asses, in a bag."

by GagaFreakBitch May 18, 2010

ass dragging

Also known as power sliding. It is the front wheel drive version of drifting.

He's ass dragging his car on the road.

by LOL RICE September 21, 2005

yedi ass

"one with an extremely hairy ass, reminisent of the mythical creature called a yedi(also known as a sasquatch"

The above defination is correct, but a yedi ass is for someone with blonde hair, sasquach ass (aka, Squatch ass, Squatachy ass, Ooodlie ooodlie oooh ass, Bigfoot ass ect...) is for someone with brunette or black ass hair.

"Jake has a yedi ass; his yedi ass matches his yedi vest"

I bet that emo kid has a squatchy ass

by Babakaiff November 21, 2006

Ass Hem

N) 1 a: The state of an ass after it has been hemmed to remove excessive length. This is a highly desirable type of surgery for a woman who owns an ass that is elongated through either some natural or unnatural phenomenon. These phenomenons might include, but are in no means limited to multiple violent childbirth, a long hard life in the Southern United States, biological damage due to the wanton consumption of overly fatty foods, and long term exposure to an architecture office.

ie

1. (a) That blonde chick from next door is tall, but, not in a good way, she’ll be hot after she gets her ass hemmed.

2. (a) Dude, you had better be careful, you keep letting the architects stress you out and you are going to rip your ass hem.

by Tlahtoani Anubis March 16, 2007