wrap wreck

What happens when you're banging out a message on a computer, or texting a message, and you press the wrong keys and the message "wraps" and deletes words, causing you to make typos or a completely unreadable message. The message equivalent of a car accident.

"He brought his clari with nethim" is one example of a wrap wreck. The speaker meant to say "He brought his clarinet with him".

by pentozali December 12, 2011

Wrap-Around Strangler

The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.

Onision: hey whats that thing?

Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!

Onision: *cries* OH NOOO

by Yahoo Answers FBI December 15, 2019

ghetto wrapping

Using newspaper, line paper, or other reading materials to wrap a present.

I wonder if we have any birthday wrapping paper? nope, Looks like she's getting Ghetto Wrapping this year.

by sirpooonyou February 17, 2012

blumpkin wrap

the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket

dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap

by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022

Bubble Wrap Babies

A term referring to PvPers in games that wrap themselves in armor that makes them invulnerable or near invulnerable and use AOE weapons to disguise their lack of aim. Often, they will use hacks and glitches to help cover up for their lack of skill. These players often think of themselves as "elite" PvPers.

Man, SeaDaddyGaming and his crew are a bunch of Bubble Wrap Babies. Take all their crutches away and they couldn't PvP themselves out of a wet paper bag.

by b1g0lt3ddyb34r May 5, 2020

saran wrap defense

Its how the Clevand Browns get a 0-100 record

You should really change that saran wrap defense

by ACKACKACK123987 January 28, 2018

Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019