By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.
I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file
by big gunline December 21, 2020
Microsoft's software building in 2000 that is most useless pile of crap ever installed on a computer. It is so useless that it is easier to train a dog to speak mandarin then to use Windows ME. It will lead to stress, frustration, anger for wasting your money and in extreme cases a pie in Bill Gates face. It is so complicated and unstable that the writers of the idiots guide to Windows ME eventually gave up writing it, because even they couldn't figure it out
Windows ME is a piece of turd,
In mathematical terms Windows ME= mindfuck
Building SERN is easier than using Windows ME
In mathematical terms Windows ME= mindfuck
Building SERN is easier than using Windows ME
by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 05, 2011
When you're tripping so hard on acid you walk to the window and begin your journey, but it's up to you what you do from there...
by JJ long slong July 31, 2017
(Not to be confused with window pain.) The protracted and excruciating pain of having to wait for Windows software to work.
Interrogator: Are you going to tell me about the plot, or do I need to take out the Windows PC?
Villain: I'll tell you everything I know.
John Doe: Arghhhhhh! The Windows pain is unbearable!!!
Bill Gates: Why don't you just use Linux? LoLz
Villain: I'll tell you everything I know.
John Doe: Arghhhhhh! The Windows pain is unbearable!!!
Bill Gates: Why don't you just use Linux? LoLz
by SoberDicktionary January 27, 2021
the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.
Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.
Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.
John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.
by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010
by Paul January 24, 2005
The window lickers on the short bus have faces pressed against the window with their tongues hanging out.
by Ann Onimuous December 03, 2003