Activate Windows

Yar - Har - fiddle - dee-dee...

PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*

*Click*

*...*

*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*

by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019

windows toss time

The time just after you login when windows is actually started you have icons and can move the mouse around but can't actually do anything because the mouse clicks don't register and no applications open.
Usually if you do lots in this time all the things you tryed to do will happen at once when the toss time is over.

I just got windows (version here) and the windows toss time is so much worse then the previous version.

I sware windows toss time is just a way of making you get new hardware.

by MrFred June 19, 2006

canadian window

A window opened to get Candian natives inside, to rob and kill your family, until you wake up and realize it's just a dream. The Canadian rufied you. He also Random Hoboed you!

That canadian window is open, so i'm sure I will have visitors tonight.

by lafandadaylahusa the second November 18, 2010

Jump Out the Window

When you confess your love to someone.

"I think I'm ready to jump out the window and turn that nigga with right back into your friend though" - Big Sean

Yo dude I think I'm ready to jump out the window because of Alicia.

Dont do it dude! It has only been a week

by ThatttGuy April 19, 2017

Widowmaker

A defense character from overwatch. Formerly known as Amelie Lacroix, Widowmaker is one of the three snipers in overwatch (at the moment). Her skin is blue because of Talon, the terrorist organization that kidnapped and reprogrammed her to be.. well, Widowmaker. Her heart was slowed so that she didnt feel human emotion. Age 33, from Annecy, France.

That level 33 widowmaker shot me out of the sky! They're probably using an alt account,,

by honkle my bonkle February 22, 2017

windows server 2003

An extremely stable and rock solid server operating system that is surprisingly made by microsoft. This software may allow windows to compete with linux and other better server OS's.

Bob: Hey man, I didn't know Windows Server 2003 was made my Microsoft!
Jim: yeah, the fact that it never crashes is something totally new to Microsoft.

by Setag Llib September 5, 2005

windows vista

The OS from hell that promises to make your life miserable and wish you can throw your previously fine computer out the window.

My computer is a f*@#$ mess since I changed to Windows Vista.

by Polito79 March 13, 2007