Weiner Duster

Referring to a man's mustache or hair above the lip

Check out the weiner duster on that douchebag!

by KozLiberios September 24, 2025

slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

weiner

How people, that don't know how to spell "wiener", spell wiener.

People that don't know how to spell wieners as "weiners" are fucking wieners.

by einszweipolizei August 12, 2021

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

jennifer weiner

shes an author. duh. loved by everyone bc of her snarky last name lol katie and kaylee love her. married to samuel KUKU.

Oh, look it's jennifer weiner!

by loveoutloud March 8, 2019

Weiner Spleener

When you somehow put your Weiner, inside someone's spleen

Dude I was banging this hot ass Non-Binary person, and did the Weiner Spleener

by penisfucker9000 May 15, 2022

wiggly weiner

the best group of people youll ever meet.

man i wish i could be apart of the wiggly weiners.

by CLUMBSY LEMMONS January 2, 2024