Waxing my Bat

To Masterbate

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first

by Sintelliner August 17, 2021

Sword Wax

1. Lubrication for the male genitalia, used for, but not limited to sexual intercourse

2. A coating for medieval swords, most commonly for Live Action Role Playing people (see LARP)

"At first Johnny thought he was getting the clap, but then he realized he just needed some sword wax."

by Johnny's Drama August 26, 2009

board waxing

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party

Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.

by Devinbam January 1, 2008

Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.

"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"

by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Wax-Hole

The ack of shoving a stick covered with wax up your ass and allowing it to cool for 2 hours. Then you rip it off forcefully.

Jeez Kyle, the screams you make while having a wax-hole is intense.

by FreeKitch October 11, 2021

Wenis Waxing

Wenis waxing is very important to substain a healthy strong wenis. You need to take part in this everyday if you want a great wenis. most people who wax their wenis have better wenis sex. you need to wax your wenis at least 15 times a day.

Jeff: Gena are you using that candle anymore?

Gena: No, why?

Jeff: I need wax to take part in Wenis Waxing, i ran out.

gena: Ok. Sure, you can have it.

by Jeff Taco December 29, 2010