the act of shitting in one of those egg crate things on a dorm bed and then making the bed over it (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "hot pocket", "trunk muffin")
by Sam F March 24, 2005
Jim: Omg i totally waffled Bob last night!
Dave: You.. ..shagged Bob?
Jim: Sick bastard. Sick bastard.
Dave: You.. ..shagged Bob?
Jim: Sick bastard. Sick bastard.
by roz to the m July 21, 2006
Based on the path an ant would take if trying to travel in a straight line on a waffle (def: "breakfast food"). The path would be up, down, up, down, you get it. Descibes the thought processes of people who have no (testicles, brain, backbone, pick one). Basically being unable to make up your mind, and going back and forth between one decision and another.
I asked her to fuck, and she said she wanted to, and then no, and then yes, and then no... she kept waffling. I gave her a shot of tequila and she passed out; so I guess it was 'yes'.
by The Gris August 26, 2004
n. A waffle found in one's trousers (or other article worn on the lower region of the body). This waffle is usually a product of digestion and excretion of human waste (that once consisted of a waffle, possibly Belgian).
n. A derogatory slang term used as a metaphor when comparing one to a trouser waffle (see above). This is usually used in reference to a foolish deed done by another.
n. A derogatory slang term used as a metaphor when comparing one to a trouser waffle (see above). This is usually used in reference to a foolish deed done by another.
"Scott is such a trouser waffle, he never does anything."
"Quit kicking yourself in the upper quartiles, you trouser waffle."
"Quit kicking yourself in the upper quartiles, you trouser waffle."
by C Dizzle September 15, 2005
It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.
GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!
GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!
by squadala!! January 16, 2009
to have sex. Esp. Cowgirl Position.
Originating at Wagner College on due to the "waffled" ceiling design intended to reduce noise. Small rooms meant beds were often bunked. To put one's "Head in a Waffle" means to have sex on the top bunk.
Originating at Wagner College on due to the "waffled" ceiling design intended to reduce noise. Small rooms meant beds were often bunked. To put one's "Head in a Waffle" means to have sex on the top bunk.
by WaffleMaka April 27, 2010
The Awful Waffle is the residential building at 432 Park Avenue in Manhattan, NYC. Named for its ugly architecture and overwhelming height.
Person 1: Wow, look at the gorgeous view of the Manhattan sky line!
Person 2: It would be even more beautiful if the Awful Waffle didn't stick out like acne on a preteen.
Person 2: It would be even more beautiful if the Awful Waffle didn't stick out like acne on a preteen.
by joebiden.png June 23, 2016
