section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.

Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!

by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016

Sewer Vision

Like tunnel vision but specifically the act of putting all your attention onto an ugly girl.

"Man you need to give up on her, she's ugly, you've got major sewer vision right now.

by MandibleHand August 14, 2021

Psychomantic Vision

Equally true to Clairaudience

Astral hearing, same as hearing and seeing from the physical plane.

The psychomantic vision is powerful in this young starsprout.

by Adam Rhys Campbell November 15, 2020

jeep vision

The vision you get when you first own a jeep, you receive the rules, and how to use the jeep wave.

Dude I had my jeep vision last night.

by Jeep 1 July 14, 2019

blur vision

when you are drunk and could hardly see.

"yo homeskillet bisquit last nite i had blur vision like a muthafucka"

"word, it seems like i always have blur vision"

"the reason i got with her was i had blur vision"

"damn that fu has the worst blur vision i have ever seen"

by smothered fries August 4, 2009

dirty tunnel vision

having rough sweaty sex in a tunnel.
Sex Acts preformed: dirty sanches

did you see nich and scapenis having dirty tunnel vision last night?

by Corybouttabag September 30, 2020