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Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.
Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.
by Schilp June 4, 2022
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section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016
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Psychomantic Vision

Equally true to Clairaudience

Astral hearing, same as hearing and seeing from the physical plane.
The psychomantic vision is powerful in this young starsprout.
by Adam Rhys Campbell November 15, 2020
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gaming vision

When you've been gaming for hours on end. So much that when you look at real life things, the outlines are highlighted.
Man I've been gaming for so long, I think I've got permanent gaming vision.
by Geetaaz July 26, 2014
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Vision

The best toaster ever. Didn't deserve to die. I miss him so much.

Still waiting for him and Wanda to say hello again.
"hey what's up?"
"I think i lost my vision"
"yeah you tell me, I lost him 3 times. It sucks"
by mrs laufeyson November 22, 2022
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Visions

The second album by English progressive metal band Haken, released in 2011.

It is a concept album like its predecessor Aquarius, telling the story of a young boy who sees his own death in his dreams and believes it's going to happen, thus spending the rest of his life trying to avoid it.
Visions is Haken's best album!
by Pastek July 2, 2020
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dirty tunnel vision

having rough sweaty sex in a tunnel.
Sex Acts preformed: dirty sanches
did you see nich and scapenis having dirty tunnel vision last night?
by Corybouttabag September 30, 2020
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