Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.
by QuacksO February 18, 2019
Get the Uncle Arcticmug. Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.
Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.
Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.
Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.
by DixGrits June 21, 2019
Get the Uncle Peteymug. Usually that one loyal ass nigga who would ride for his bitch but ends up getting played anyway
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him
by Truthspeaker 101 March 20, 2017
Get the uncle jermymug. An older male who is going out with a girl much younger compared to him
A old rich man who's younger girlfriend has introduces as an Uncle to her friends
A Sugar Dad
A old rich man who's younger girlfriend has introduces as an Uncle to her friends
A Sugar Dad
by Mwanafyale December 28, 2015
Get the uncle beamug. by Lazarlazar April 3, 2022
Get the Uncle Chrismug. The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".
Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.
There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.
There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019
Get the Uncle Blobmug. The male version of your cool wine aunt. They don’t want any kids but, they want to spoil their nieces and nephews; living out their family child dynamic through them.
I know, by looking at him you wouldn’t think he’s a Bourbon Uncle. Jax looks so good with the kids and they love being around him and Veronica; their Wine Aunt but, neither want kids.
by Kittyslyfox February 12, 2022
Get the Bourbon Unclemug.