Meat Trumpet 

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ

Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas

Meat Trumpet by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025

Musky Trumpet 

Dicking a woman down after a long sweaty day of work.

"I got home and gave her the ol' musky trumpet"

"I'd take his musky trumpet!"

Musky Trumpet by Mexel March 12, 2025

King Trumpet 

When you’re getting an aggressive BJ and it makes you fart.

Tommy loved my head game so much it ended up being a King Trumpet

King Trumpet by TamTam’s boy June 20, 2025

Meat trumpet 

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper

Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.

Meat trumpet by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025

Donald Trumpet 

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second

donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported

Donald Trumpet by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

Elephant Trumpet

Making the sound of an elephant trumpet while also raising an arm to mimic the elephant trunk can be perceived as a way to subtly simulate the white supremacist salute without being obvious.

He made the elephant trumpet sound and raised his hand. I think he is a white supremacist.

Elephant Trumpet by El Bombastico September 27, 2025

RedRocket Trumpet

When one blows into the anus of the one they are “throatfucking”. Typically a male to male contact.

“Yeah I told him to turn upside down so I could give him the good ol’ redrocket trumpet”

RedRocket Trumpet by Corvid P. Squire January 9, 2026