sausage tree

questioning a mans sexuality

I believe adam likes to swing from the sausage tree, If you know what I mean?

by David P January 29, 2005

Water the Trees

When a man takes a leak on a tree or bush when outside.

"Man I have got to take a piss and those trees look a little dry, I think I am going to go have to water the trees."

by dalejr237 June 26, 2005

Geek Tree

The geek tree is term given to the social structure of nerds, dorks, geeks, losers, or just about any ostracised person within Western culture, and it works much in the same way as a Family Tree would work. Not necessarily a negative term, yet can be used as one by individuals who find geeks, nerds, dorks, etc offensive. To those who find such people cool or non offensive, the term Geek Tree is simply an unbiased term for their social structure and standing.

Nerds are related to geeks, down the left side of the tree, whilst losers and dorks share a common link down the right side.

by someone in london October 16, 2003

Jesus Tree

Cross that can be used for crucifixions.

I'll put you on a Jesus Tree.

by PetePimp July 24, 2006

dead tree

Pejorative for paper, books, and other hard copies that required killing of trees in order to produce them.

Often used when one prefers an electronic version or submission of a product otherwise seen on paper.

"Hello, Clive. Do you accept online dropbox submissions of our homework, or are we compelled to take from the environment by printing out and submitting dead trees to your desk every Thursday?"

by Egao No Genki March 3, 2012

tree burning

slang for smoking pot.

Hey wanna go have a tree burning sesh?

by k pot May 15, 2007

Tree Dick

A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.

I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick

by Stencenkirk December 28, 2014