touchy pants

Guy on the field who is clearly closeted and uses ultimate frisbee as a reason to touch dudes.

Did you see That guy out there on the field? Dude was clearly touchy pants. No doubt.

by SeeiouslyWTFHandleIsntTaken May 26, 2017

touch screen disease

When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.

Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.

by EARNEST T TUBBS November 5, 2017

Touch my no no

When you abnormally touch that one spot and mmmmmmmm it's nice

Him: just touch it. JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
Her: I can't you have a pot noddle

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

Torchacalculata

A calculator bonded together with a flashlight.

The torchacalculata is going to be a huge success, guaranteed.
Defined as a calculator bonded together with a flashlight.

by Microtrick Windhoes July 28, 2018

toucher of cancer

A person who loves memes, he makes some of the best memes at there. With millions of views (not really) he is the best in the world!

Toucher of cancer is great at memes.

by Some dude who is asleep November 6, 2018

Tsuchako

The adorable wlw pairing between tsuyu asui and ochako uraraka from my hero academia (ngl i'm scared of the majority of the fandom). They deserve all the happiness and I hope they can go live in a cottage together someday.

"I like izuocha but my favorite pairing is Tsuchako"

by FrogGoblin they/them February 24, 2021

Touch your Friends balls day

When a another guy touches your balls threw your pants.....Everyday

Friend 1 : can I touch your balls?
Friend 2: what!? Why?
Friend 1: it's touch your friends balls day

Friday 2: oh ok sure

by I am the real Bob the builder July 26, 2021