Toby Reid

toby won’t see this because toby can’t reid

What is toby reid doing right now with that book, I don’t know toby can’t read

by tobycantreid June 23, 2024

Toby

A short wizard in the woods who will grant you one wish and one wish only. But it comes at a cost you must give a handjob to the us president you find most attractive dead or alive.

Guys you won’t believe I came across a Toby yesterday and I wished for a million dollars. And did you know Abraham Lincoln is packing!?

by The wizard in the trees October 19, 2023

Toby

Free up Toby he did nothing wrong the systems corrupted.

Mod: “Wow, that Toby is a really nice guy I really like him”
Mod2: “I know right! We should totally not give all his money to his friend!”

by Lord_Twiggle May 26, 2020

toby

stinks

toby stinks

by Ana:) March 4, 2019

Pulling a Toby

The act of a person abandoning and forever ignoring you due to a mental breakdown you had one night over a condition you have no control over, AND are being treated for.

She and her girlfriend are breaking up soon. Her girlfriend seems to be pulling a Toby.

by bendevnull July 19, 2019

wylder tobi

when u are drunk asf and your blood goes zooom (blood rush)

In this state you can't even argue cuz he gonna slap you anyways

fabi: "spieler"
*wylder tobi slaps fabi*

türsteher: "dein freund hier kommt heute nicht rein"
wylder tobi: "I'm gonna whoop your a$$"

random dude: "never talk to me again"
wylder tobi:"stööööfff stö döfffffff"

by lasermani January 4, 2021

Tobi

A Person that always tries to make you laugh. Can be annoying some times but tries his best not to. He is a loyal friend that will always be on your side no matter what and protects you against anything with everything he has. Even his enemies. Has to fight some demons but always has a smile on his face. When you see a Tobi in your life, tread him with respect and he will treat you with respect you.
If a Tobi feel in love with you he will always love you for who you are. That's just what Tobi's do.

Person 1: "Who will die for you?"
Person 2: "Probably Tobi"

by Ghost rider 10 November 20, 2021