Max Gall

A person that has a 60% or lower attendance on school work.

Person #1: yo man what was your attendance percentage again?
Person #2: 60%

Person #1: Seriously man? Wow you are such a Max Gall.

by FuzzyWuzzyKneegrows July 02, 2018

Max Conklin

The act of shoving two or more Slim Jims up someone’s pp hole.

Ima Max Conklin this pack of slim Jim’s up my dogs dick.

by Dudbdj March 30, 2019

Max Payne

1. noun. Uber-cop who can kill people in super-duper-slow-motion.

2. verb. The act of performing a task of heroic proportoins against apparently insurmountable odds.

Whew! I totally Max Payne-d that girl's home phone number!

by M.C. Shithead April 29, 2005

dirty max

it is when a man named max eats your butt and runs you over with a tractor

friend: omg have you met Max
You:no i dont want to he did a dirty max to my dad

by real_babatunde February 23, 2021

max bliss

A vacation taken or purchases made using money collected via a scam on a crowd-funding site.

I took my donations and enjoyed a max bliss on the coast.

by BaseballBro May 07, 2015

Max

Doing fuck all while at work

I'm doing a max today.

by The anti-racist racist November 25, 2014

max

Fugly ass boy, who is weird and is nerdy and has no friends and no one luvs him and derp.

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person:Max why are you so lonely ?
Max: idk, maybe cause that carrot sitting ova dere

by cccjida0sf edwsf February 19, 2017