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Schrodinger's Sponge

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"
"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

Schrodinger's Sponge
by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023
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sponge max

To sponge max is to use a sponge and aggressively use it as a way in different ways to enlarge the penis in rough ways for a partner
Have you heard of the spunk maxxing meta?

Nah Sponge maxing is the new meta now.
by userTx February 10, 2024
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Sponge Pumping

From the coiner of pumpkin scooping, sponge pumping is when a girl gets fingered with the hooks missionary style and G sponge is vigorously pumped with the digits.
I had that girl squirming and juicin when I was sponge pumping her
by Shidpizzcum October 19, 2023
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Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.
Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.
by Liseee82 September 4, 2017
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Fuck Sponge

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.
That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!
by Congressmen February 9, 2021
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sponge

John: I need something to absorb this liquid

Emmy: Here's a sponge, yummy😋
by yum.yum.yum.yummy January 2, 2021
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Seaman Sponge

I’m not a cum bucket…but a classy Seaman Sponge Receptacle.
by Breadfat August 5, 2022
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