Cheese Tip

The filthy, smegma like amalgam around the tip of the penis after sex with a dirty partner.

I bagged that whore from the bar last night. Sadly, I'm still cleaning my cheese tip. A shower was not enough to wipe away that filth and regret.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

biggie cheese

Biggie cheese is basically a god, who raps better than everyone in the whole universe evern combined.

Big Homie: Have you prayed to biggie cheese last night?
Big dog: No, i was listening to his rap.

by Bigdoge March 18, 2017

Cheese chair

A toilet, usually a less desired and hygienic one located in a public place.

After that barbeque, I really need to use the cheese chair, man!

by Butt Doc April 10, 2010

Satans Cheese

A scalding hot orb of either sunflower or olive oil located in the centre of most hollow pastas such s macaroni, or penne. This killer of taste buds is known to burn your tongue no matter how cold the meal is, leaving your exciting meal to become a death trap.

shit boys, i just ruined my day with satans cheese

by rougedanno May 8, 2014

Crotch Cheese

A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.

Simon the tramp has crotch cheese

by clocksprings April 12, 2009

Cheese Cup

when you fart into your hand and shove it into someones face

Bob: Hey Steve guess what
Steve: What
(fart)
Bob: CHEESE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Ahh Fuck You

by theGINGER5100 February 14, 2012

Cheese Grease

The stain left by the unkempt. The sweat stains of unbathed track and field coaches. The residue left on surface areas, caused by sweat, grime, and or festering body odor.

"Johnny" sat down at my desk, and when he got up, he left a puddle of cheese grease.

by grouseking December 9, 2008