pop a plant

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.

Pop a plant, I'm bored and need some inspiration

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.

Plant sex is cringe!

by plantsix February 17, 2021

Cloud Plant

To refer to marijuana.

You got and cloud plant bruh?

by Budand22 April 30, 2017

Plants

Those things I spend a lot of money on that die instantly no matter what I do.

Did you hear that he killed his plants again?

by Fuckyou66790169 April 15, 2020

plant

To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground

Sage wanted me to plant her garden.

by Daddy long peen January 9, 2019

Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.

• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”

by MrGreen August 18, 2023

plants vs memes

An epic memified of the original PvZ that is full of memes.

Person 1: hey, have you seen plants vs memes?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s so MLG m9!

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 7, 2023