Todayn't

Not today

A: When are you gonna do this.
B: Todayn't.

by SmerkRoll March 4, 2023

Today

on this day if you have a boyfriend named zach you should be the good significant other and suck there pp’s

“omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp!!!”

by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023

Today

on days that are today and you have a boyfriend named zach you should suck his pp

“Omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp”

by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023

Tida

A dude who likes blondes.

Dude.. I like Blondes - Tida

by booty lips June 18, 2023

Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!

Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD

by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023

Tidal Wave

Tidal Wave is the current top 1 of Geometry dash as of the first half (at least) of 2024.

Trick almost rebeat tidal wave!

by Average GD Enjoyer July 11, 2024

Today's sponsor is...

A phrase a youtuber uses to introduce a sponsor, interchangeable with: "but first, a word from our sponsor" or a sneaky segue.

Educational Youtuber: "Today's sponsor is... CuriosityStream!"

by robotlithuania August 2, 2024