web mom

A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant

Sarah is web mom filth

by Mrkrabbs96 March 5, 2017

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crust toe boog web

crusty toe booger spider web, but shortened

me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy

by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020

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much like how spiderman's web comes from his wrist while he says "go, go, web!", a go go web is when a gum has sperm in his hand and says "go, go, web!" while flicking the sperm at one of his mates. works best when drunk

"dude! dwayne just pulled a go-go web on coop

by Nereid9 April 25, 2006

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web rage

Saying something harsh, usually out of anger to someone in an online forum, post, or comment that you probably wouldn't say to them in person. Similar to road rage.

Jerry exhibited web rage when he admonished his friend in a Facebook comment.

by GinaMC65 January 28, 2016

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