steven universe

gay space rocks

Timmy: hey, i'm watching steven universe
Nicki: grl, i don't like that gay space rocks show, periodt bitch

by dojacatnotofficiallol April 30, 2020

Cyclone Steven

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.

News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone Steven hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."

by DanVito December 9, 2008

Steven Stamkos

Steven Stamkos is a hockey player that plays for the Tampa Bay lightning. He has won 2 Rocket Richard trophies and 2 Stanley cups.

Hey did you know that there is a hockey player called Steven Stamkos?
Yeah, he is the best hockey player

by Whehhe September 3, 2022

Steven Grant

A middle aged man, with multiple personalities, who owns a goldfish, is a huge history nerd, who's in love with is other personality's ex wife and it's the loml (real)

Person 1: hey do you know who Steven Grant is?
Person 2: YES OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!

by the anxious pheseant October 24, 2022

Risë Stevens

(pronounced "REE-sah") (born June 11, 1913, New York City) is a famous opera singer who was popular from the 1940's through the 1960's.

Why don't you come over to my house and listen to my recording of Risë Stevens singing Carmen.

by Crystal Myth February 2, 2010

Mikhia Stevens

Mikhia Stevens is the friend you never wanted. He will endlessly roast you and make you hate yourself. He's dumb and tall like an ugly deformed giraffe.

Therapist: why do you hate yourself?
Me: well, I'm friends with Mikhia Stevens
Therapist: say less.

by ihateumikhia September 17, 2020

jade stevens

An amazing human being overall loves nature & music. Hates bullies & backstabbing friends, and school. Great personality, may seem shy at first but once you get to know her you'll fall in love...

Who's that girl? 'Oh, that's Jade Stevens. She's fit as but also is a great person.'

by _jadee March 10, 2018